Friday Night Fights: Boogaloo - Round 1: Eat Your Heart Out, Pete Townsend!

Greetings! Our host Spacebooger's latest Friday Night Fights bout is called Boogaloo, and I'm going to start off rocking and rolling, courtesy of Nextwave: Agents Of H.A.T.E.#1 by Warren Ellis, Stuart Immomen, and Wade Von Grawbadger. Synopsis: Elsa Bloodstone finds herself under attack by the Beyond Corp.'s own Human Resources department. But luckily, she has a weapon.

Guitar vs. Gatling. Which one will win?

Sorry, pal. You're about to have a little fender (Strat) bender.

John Hiatt, the source of tonight's fight music, would not approve, Elsa.

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