Friday Night Fights: Smokin' Joe - Round 4: Room With A View!

Tonight's round of Friday Night Fights: Smokin' Joe comes to us courtesy of JLA#1,000,000 by Grant Morrison, Howard Porter, and John Dell.


Synopsis: Justice Legion A, the JLA of the 853rd Century, is attacking the 1990's JLA Watchtower. Each team has split up to tackle their opponents. Here, John Fox aka the 853rd Century Flash has somehow been led into a strange, unidentifiable room. The red, yellow, black, and flesh-tone color scheme looks....familiar.


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Lava lamps! A circular bed! An iris-shaped doorway! Lightbulb-lined art displays! And Huntress, to boot! Now that looks like a swingin' shagadelic pad that even Austin Powers would envy!

But what's the strange secret of this mysterious talking, changing room?

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Plastic Man -- Coolest. Insides. EVER.


But, wait! Notice where the gym's entrance is in relation to our Ductile Detective. So that means 853rd Century Flash would have entered the "mystery room" through Plastic Man's....


...that "iris door" was his....


Some things are better left unsaid!


Tonight's fight music is "In My Room" by Yaz (aka Yazoo).


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