Goin' To The Chapel And...Well, You Know..
Can you guess where I'm going to be today?
Hopefully, it'll be like this...
...and not like this...
....and especially not like this:
See ya!
posted by notintheface @ 7:35 AM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
I hope that the forces of darkness, evil minions, villains and Terry Long do NOT show up at your wedding!
Especially Terry Long.
Congratulations!
Not to worry. My church instituted a "No Speedos Allowed" rule back in the 80's specifically designed to keep out the likes of Mr. Long.
Fortunately, other rules in my church include "No Trigon-Spawn", "No Pythons", "No Hypnotic Pinwheels", "No Metallic Tantacles", "No Time-Travelling Villains","No Alien Barbarian Hordes", "No Giant Green Hands", and especially "No Flesh-Eating Zombies".
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