This week's "Gee, Thanks For The Heads-Up, Jackass!" Award goes to:

This guy:

Scott McClellan.

Gee, Scotty, thanks for giving us this candid tell-all. The only thing is, it would have been much more useful five years and three months ago.

(Special thanks to Zeke for supplying the drawing above. It was part of an annual contest we both participated in courtesy of this guy.)